NTR:Babai ni8 mobile charging petti padukoku.
BALAYYA:Enduku ra?
NTR: Battery blast avtundanta.
BALAYYA: Telsura bacha,anduke battery tesesi charging petta.
NTR: nuvu keka babai…
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BALAYYA in a railway interview
Interviewer: Meeku eee job isthe train accidents kakunda undataniki em chestaru?
BALAYYA:Track meedha speed breakers kattistha.
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BALAYYA train pattala meeda padukunadu.
NTR: babai train vaste chasthav.
BALAYYA: pora…, Intaku mundu Na medi nunchi Flight poindi Train O lekka…
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Teacher : Orey balakrishna, 8 lo sagam entha ra ?
BALAYYA : Addam ga narikithe 0 , niluvu ga narikithe 3 sir!
Teacher : Nuvu maarav ra…
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NTR: Babai oka vela pallu leni kukka karisthe emi cheyali….?
BALAYYA:emundhi ra sudhi leni injuction ippinchikovale anthey
NTR: babai nuvu keka…
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NTR: babai OXFORD ante enti?
BALAYYA :Arey adhi theliyada OX ante EDDHU, FORD ante BANDI, OXFORD ante
EDDHULABANDI.
NTR: nuvu keka babai…
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NTR: senior ki, junior ki theda enti babai?
BALAYYA : samudhraniki dagarlo unna vaaru seniors (sea+near), Zoo ki deggarlo unnavaru
juniors( zoo+near).
NTR:Nuvu keka babai.
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Doctor : Daily excercise cheyali..
BALAYYA: Nenu daily football, tennis, cricket adthanu sir..!!
Doctor :GOOD..!! Yekkada adathvu..?
BALAYYA: Na mobile lo..!!
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Teacher: "Naru Posevade neeru poyali" ane samethaku oka example ivandi.
BALAYYA: "Chaduvu chepina vade exam rayali"
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BALAYYA in an interview..
Interviewer: what is an Array..?
BALAYYA: An Array is a word used to call a friend..
Examples of Array: Oery, Arey, rey etc....
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NTR:Babai ten rs vunte ivvava,repu ichestanu.
BALAYYA :ippudu levu,repu istanu le…NTR:repu yekkadi nunchi vastai babai….
BALAYYA :nuvu istanannav ga….
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NTR: Babai night power povadam valana 2 hrs lift lo undipovalsi vachindhi.
BALAYYA A:Nenaithe Esculator meedha 4 hrs undipoya ra!
NTR :nuvu keka babai
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BALAYYA in plane
suddenly BALAYYA” took the head phones from pilot.
Pilot: what the hell?
BALAYYA:arey 1st plane nadupu ra jaffa, music tarvatha vinochu…..
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