Leave application for eye coming

Conjunctivitis (आँख आना)

To,
The Principal

Dear Sir,

Sub.: Leave application for eye coming

I will not come as my eyes have come. If I come with my coming eyes then your eyes will come & you will not come. But still if you come with your coming eyes all office eyes will come & all will not come. So I will not come and all will come. I will come back when my coming eyes will go & all will come without their eyes coming.

Yours Sincerely

Nainsukh😂